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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Had Columbus been married...

 

A real good one! Cheers!


   

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions:
 

 
·         Where are you going ?
·         With whom ?
·         Why ?
·         How are you going ?
·         To discover what ?
·         Why only you ?
·         What do I do when you are not here ?
·         Can I come with you ?
·         When will you be back ?
·         Will you be home for dinner ?
·         What will you bring for me ?
·         You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you ?
·         You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...
·         Answer me – why ?
·         Do you love me ?
·         I want to go to my mother's house.
·         I want you to drop me there.
·         I don't want to come back – ever!
·         What do you mean, OK ?
·         Why aren't you stopping me ?
·         Do you even love me any more ?
·         I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.
·         You always do things like this.
·         Last time also you did the same thing!
·         Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.

·         I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!

 


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