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Friday, August 21, 2009

Man woman equation

 
 



 


 

Man woman equation

Equation 1


Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep


Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy


Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work


In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===


Equation 2


Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep


Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money


Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys


In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====






Equation 3


Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep


Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend


Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys


In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====


To Conclude:


>From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.


So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)


And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)


So, we have...
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money


Therefore... from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2
Donkeys that live happily together!

True, isn't it?











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